Get Your Silver Paws Tickets!
AHEM!!! WOOF! AHEM!
Now that I have your attention... Maggie Mooshu here with a public service announcement. Ya'll should get your tickets for Silver Paws NOW. Why?....Because I'm so darn cute in my Cubs uniform?!?! Wait, wait, I'm off script again. Because...
BECAUSE you will not only have a PAWsome time at the Silver Paws Gala 2017 - Play Ball!, you'll save the lives of amazing senior pets like me! And BECAUSE the theme is "Play Ball!" all of the adoptable senior dogs in attendance will be wearing BASEBALL UNIFORMS! (There may even be a couple of us cool ambassadogs that aren't up for adoption, but we will smooch you and win you over anyway!) Yep, and you know why else you should get your tickets now? Because if you snooze, you lose (and snore, if you're anything like me). Tickets are going as fast as a greyhound chasing a milkbone strapped to a rocket!
Galas don't have to be boring, stuffy events. Noooooo! They should be fun, slobbery, tail-wagging events with corn dogs, (and senior dogs), rope licorice and amazing auction stuff, and fun with sprinkles on top, and the most important part - RAISING FUNDS for the coolest pets on the planet - SENIOR PETS!
Whatcha waiting for? Get yer tickets before their gone. Tell them Maggie Mooshu sent you. I get extra dog cookies with dinner for each ticket I sell 😉See ya there!